FOR THOSE ABOUT TO STRIKE                                                      THIS GRINGO SALUTES YOU                                                                           By Richard Livsey NEW YORK CITY - In a country that was built on immigration, it's absolutely ridiculous to think that there are some people in our government that believe we should terminate this long tradition and make it a serious crime. It’s almost like saying, I know it’s New Year’s Eve, but put the Champagne and noise makers away we’re not going to do this anymore. As a descendant of immigrants, I harbor feelings of deep indignation toward the lawmakers that are seriously thinking of making it a felony to be an illegal immigrant. How about making it a felony for destroying our natural resources for monetary gain? What is our government thinking? If we kick all the illegal immigrants out of the country. Whose going to pick our produce? Bus our tables? Wash our dishes? Clean our houses? Mow our lawns? Cook our food? Sell our weed? The fact is there’s not one job out there that an illegal immigrant holds that some Gringo is fighting for. When white people realize that the only job they can land is held by other immigrants, that’s when they call it quits and become homeless. Forget washing dishes, I’d rather sleep in a box. I have worked in the restaurant industry for most of my life, and I only came across two white dishwashers that entire time. The first one had just been released from prison and the other one was me. Hey I was sixteen years old, and it was the only thing that I knew how to do besides jerking off with any real level of skill. Of course we can’t let everyone into our country, there is a growing population problem already, and we don’t want to be living like they do in China and India. And I especially don’t think that someone should be allowed to come to this country and become a burden to the system or a criminal. I have two requirements for any immigrant that wants to live here:  Hold a job, and learn to speak English. And if you can’t learn to speak English, don’t talk so freaking LOUD. So on May 1st when the collective immigrant population goes on strike, I will be supporting their plight by drinking large quantities of Corona beer. And yes I know that this is not just a Mexican thing, but the fact is they are our neighbors, and it wasn’t so long ago that they owned a large part of our country. I support immigrants of all nationalities, but if any ethnic group truly has a right to enter this country, it is our neighbors South of the Border. And remember mi amigos, you may not get your land back, but as long as you keep coming here and setting up shop, you’ll get a little piece of freedom, one Mexican at a time. HOME BACK TO ARCHIVES ABOUT DONATE